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{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
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{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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